Sunday, April 18, 2010

Wake Up Mr. West

I knew I was going to see you, I knew I was going to see you again!
I was going to see you again.
Where is your god damn book bag at?
Always carrying that little book bag
Nobody wants to see that
God damn fourth grader
Sit your ass down.
Wanna play it again like he's got something else to do
You ain't got nothing else to do
You ain't doing nothing with your life.
Nothing with your life
What do you think this is?
You better look at me when I'm talking to you!
You think this is easy don't you?
You think this is promised
Oh ain't nothing promised with you
Look at my face, do I got a promise face?
Does it look like I'd promise you anything?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Alcohol Free Mouthwash


Mouthwash without the horrible burning sensation, what a revalation!

Russell Brand


"In spite of appearances, I'm a heterosexual male. Because I'm so well-dressed, people think, 'He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.' That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then, bang! Pregnant!"



Sunday, April 4, 2010

Oscar Wilde

What I wear is fashion, it's what everyone else wears that is unfashionable.