Sunday, May 29, 2011
Unless you gon' do it
I just wanted to ask you
Just wanted to um
Let how would I put this uhh
Let's say all your friends
Remember the one
You said if you ever she would be the one
Ok, Ok, Ok (You make me smile with my heart)
I was thinking, hypothetically
I mean don't take this seriously
Don't take me: I mean just
Uhh not credibly
I'm feeling incredibly
I mean let it be
Just let it be
I mean you, her and me (You make me smile with my heart)
I mean you, her and me
Maybe, Baby, Baby
You know I was just kidding
Unless you gon' do it
Run The World
My persuasion can build a nation
Endless power
Our love we can devour
You'll do anything for me
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
Maybe because your old and you fucking forgot....
I don't even know what i'm getting here.... Well what do you want me to compare it to then? There is a huge difference there. Ok this is going well. I don't know whats going on there. I'm going to let you in with what she has done. Have you told the police? She imposted you! Your off your trolley lady. People don't get it. I want a technician here TODAY!
Same number, oh I was very stressed out that day. Yeah I check in access. Do you go to your local mechanic? The number was this old couple. Maybe it is actually a mistake. Any excuse, you find alot of it is people being ignorant.
shot you down
I was five and he was six,
We rode on horses made of sticks.
He wore black and I wore white,
He would always win the fight.
Bang bang, I shot you down,
Bang bang, you hit the ground.
Bang bang, that awful sound,
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.
the CANNIBAL'S quandary
You are in a plane crash in the Andes Mountains, not unlike those people from the movie Alive (or, I suppose, like the 1972 Uruguyan rugby team who experienced this situation in reality). As such, you will be forced to consume the human flesh of the people who died on impact; this would be a terrible experience, but it is the only way for you to survive. Fortunately, you did not know any of the victims personally.
Would you rather eat a dead baby, or would you rather eat a dead elderly person? Would gender play a role in the selection process? And how much would it bother you if this meat turned out to be delicious?
EARTH vs. the MOON
You have won a prize. The prize has two options, and you can choose either (but not both). The first option is a year in Europe with a monthly stipend of $2,000. The second option is 10 minutes on the moon.
Which option do you select?
Sunday, May 22, 2011
dancing in darkened rooms
Video games don't affect kids.
If pac-man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
19
.........................that's why its getting sold, no not the plank, the bird. You licked my ear, ew you're joking. You gave me a paper cut on my face. I have a million lacerations. Can't you see your on the wrong side of the bed. Ah the life. I must be dancing in my sleep, waking up across the bed. You don't know lots of things don't you. Brain cells. Not a single one. She's fucking 8 years old, she doesn't even know what she likes. Does that actually change the situation, because I always try and do the same thing. If your car was here i'd key it bitch. Hold a coat-hanger above your head. What was she doing with a fire-extinguisher?
All that and a bag of chips
Definitions.
Boss Dog (Baws-Dawgggg) - Someone who excels in all aspects of their lives. Can also be related to an act of extreme coolness or dominance.
'That's how I roll, like a Boss Dog!'
Everytime i've ever written, It's never rhymed.
Paws for Paws,
Like a baws.
Once apon a time,
In a nursery rhyme.
There were 3 chairs.
We sat on them,
Got fat on them.
As I sat here with a smoke,
My throat began to croak.
Will we go out for a bop?
Or throw Izzy's chop?
Contemplation,
What a sensation.
I think i'm so clever,
But i'm really not.
Get out,
Just go.
Friday, May 6, 2011
The Cycle of Poison
Round and round we go. I feel sick but I won't stop. If I stop where would I be?
Deep down I know its bad. It's a fact. But on the other side it is so good. And there always seems to be a reason as to why its worth it. Always worth it.
The empty bank accounts and sleep deprived minds seem to be a small price to pay for the highs and joys of this lifestyle.
Don't think of the consequences, staying ignorant is a lot more plausible.
So worth it.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
pow pow
It's a cruel world after all. Hustle hard. But I do life weights like my music. The kiss, ew!
All night long because thats how they roll. I just can't believe she would do this to me. I'm not going to lie. It's my time to shine. Show her how a real woman should be treated. Poor boyfriend. Turn her into a big raging lesbian. It's never good to see that. She'll be writing love songs for months. Plus my hand is up your skirt god damn your such a flirt. Are you doing that again? They say a lot about me, lemme tell you what I ain't. Ok Ok. He's like a big man. Heartburn? Some crazy indigestion. You have to be like dying. I don't know babe because they were in their own little world. The shit they've seen. Epic Fail. I think i'm dead can you please send someone. I don't know whats going on and time is passing really slowly. I'm sure there is potential. Looking at me, thinking about how disgusting I look. I kept looking at them out of the corner of my eye.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
the death of osama
"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - Martin Luther King, Jr
Sunday, May 1, 2011
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