Clayton Brothers

www.claytonbrothers.com

Strange Hours - The painted collages of Kelly Allen

http://kellyallen.com/

press charges

pOny

Half an Hour

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN

paprika

off with her head

Maybe because your old and you fucking forgot....

I don't even know what i'm getting here.... Well what do you want me to compare it to then? There is a huge difference there. Ok this is going well. I don't know whats going on there. I'm going to let you in with what she has done. Have you told the police? She imposted you! Your off your trolley lady. People don't get it. I want a technician here TODAY!

Same number, oh I was very stressed out that day. Yeah I check in access. Do you go to your local mechanic? The number was this old couple. Maybe it is actually a mistake. Any excuse, you find alot of it is people being ignorant.

shot you down

I was five and he was six,

We rode on horses made of sticks.

He wore black and I wore white,

He would always win the fight.

Bang bang, I shot you down,

Bang bang, you hit the ground.

Bang bang, that awful sound,

Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

the CANNIBAL'S quandary

You are in a plane crash in the Andes Mountains, not unlike those people from the movie Alive (or, I suppose, like the 1972 Uruguyan rugby team who experienced this situation in reality). As such, you will be forced to consume the human flesh of the people who died on impact; this would be a terrible experience, but it is the only way for you to survive. Fortunately, you did not know any of the victims personally.

Would you rather eat a dead baby, or would you rather eat a dead elderly person? Would gender play a role in the selection process? And how much would it bother you if this meat turned out to be delicious?

EARTH vs. the MOON

You have won a prize. The prize has two options, and you can choose either (but not both). The first option is a year in Europe with a monthly stipend of $2,000. The second option is 10 minutes on the moon.

Which option do you select?

actually

I'm not that bothered.

Bitches be crazy.

Can't do anything about it.

NOT BOV'ED

dancing in darkened rooms

Video games don't affect kids.

If pac-man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Hustler

If I had the money to go to the record store I would.

Gotta do what you've gotta do.

mary

To whom it may concern,

You say you need it,

You say you want it,

Let it go.

LOL. but darn catchy

The hardest part

Still not over you

thunder only happens when it's raining

photos

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.........................that's why its getting sold, no not the plank, the bird. You licked my ear, ew you're joking. You gave me a paper cut on my face. I have a million lacerations. Can't you see your on the wrong side of the bed. Ah the life. I must be dancing in my sleep, waking up across the bed. You don't know lots of things don't you. Brain cells. Not a single one. She's fucking 8 years old, she doesn't even know what she likes. Does that actually change the situation, because I always try and do the same thing. If your car was here i'd key it bitch. Hold a coat-hanger above your head. What was she doing with a fire-extinguisher?

fantasy

All that and a bag of chips

Definitions.

Boss Dog (Baws-Dawgggg) - Someone who excels in all aspects of their lives. Can also be related to an act of extreme coolness or dominance.

'That's how I roll, like a Boss Dog!'

get up of the floor

Everytime i've ever written, It's never rhymed.

Paws for Paws,

Like a baws.

Once apon a time,

In a nursery rhyme.

There were 3 chairs.

We sat on them,

Got fat on them.

As I sat here with a smoke,

My throat began to croak.

Will we go out for a bop?

Or throw Izzy's chop?

Contemplation,

What a sensation.

I think i'm so clever,

But i'm really not.

Get out,

Just go.

tired of giving my love and getting no where

show me love

not that slizzard

just half lizard

The Cycle of Poison

Round and round we go. I feel sick but I won't stop. If I stop where would I be?

Deep down I know its bad. It's a fact. But on the other side it is so good. And there always seems to be a reason as to why its worth it. Always worth it.

The empty bank accounts and sleep deprived minds seem to be a small price to pay for the highs and joys of this lifestyle.

Don't think of the consequences, staying ignorant is a lot more plausible.

So worth it.

your not cool

unless you piss yourself

Enjoyment

Legit

pow pow

It's a cruel world after all. Hustle hard. But I do life weights like my music. The kiss, ew!

All night long because thats how they roll. I just can't believe she would do this to me. I'm not going to lie. It's my time to shine. Show her how a real woman should be treated. Poor boyfriend. Turn her into a big raging lesbian. It's never good to see that. She'll be writing love songs for months. Plus my hand is up your skirt god damn your such a flirt. Are you doing that again? They say a lot about me, lemme tell you what I ain't. Ok Ok. He's like a big man. Heartburn? Some crazy indigestion. You have to be like dying. I don't know babe because they were in their own little world. The shit they've seen. Epic Fail. I think i'm dead can you please send someone. I don't know whats going on and time is passing really slowly. I'm sure there is potential. Looking at me, thinking about how disgusting I look. I kept looking at them out of the corner of my eye.

Amanda LePore

the death of osama

‎"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - Martin Luther King, Jr

transperth

Whatever Makes You Happy - Powderfinger

imnotrightinthehead.com

not right at all.

it keeps things very interesting

I laugh everytime I see this.

my darling

you are not the only exception.

natural

Omega 3

B vitamins

Amino Acids

Chromium.

Things are looking up. I am very excited to get myself onto these supplements.

/////

If you start to miss me, remember, I didn't walk away, you let me go.

some good reading

http://agirlcalledlauren.tumblr.com/

chips and red soda

bpops. blueys. red and yellow. looked like a pack of large french fries on a stick. warheads. stinkies. amazing corn chips. the crispyness was like a twistie crossed with a prawn cracker. mum shut up thats so crap. back to the future.

i am my own enemy

i embrace my own maliciousness. its absolutely disgusting.

always

always yours

getting slizzard

perth weather forecast BOO

rebel8

LOL

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

May contain traces of course language

to find out whether the sonar images are in-fact the wreckage

deep dish.

space black.

whack attack.

Windmill, Windmill for the land.

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cause they don't know wack
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I don't get sleep, no..

Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning

I'm Ron Burgandy??

Jimi Hendrix

Pharrell Williams

lately

Things I have been hearing in adverts, song lyrics and general sentances have been making think WHAT THE FUCK?

It has been happening quite often. I'm wondering what the advertising and music world is coming to. So absurd and pointless.

/////

one day

you will see the light.

the light in me.

fly away

we did amazing things

And I really didn’t want that push today,
No, I really didn’t want to end this way.
But the things that seem to bind us,
Are the things we put behind us on this day.

nom nom nom

it's not you it me

the next girl to say that to me is going to get punched in the face.

if you see the circle then you are a unicorn

remain focused

its hard sometimes

to see the lines

I cannot believe

this has come so quickly

what is the time

its running out

somewhere over there

quick gotta catch up

Me

Skinny Puppy - "Pro-Test"

bucket = confetti

Alice Liddell

A portrait of Alice Liddell, who at age 20, was the inspiration for Alice in Wonderland.

Kitty having a Fat Day

As subtle as a brick

Electrostroke

Future Music this weekend was absolutely amazing. Great line-up, great set up of venue, plenty of bars, plenty of toilets. For the biggest event to come to Perth it was surprisingly cruisy and hassle free.

Definition of Soundwave

A type of boat on a tidal wave of massive sound, that makes everyone moist