Once upon a time there was three hot bitches on a couch in a courtyard. They were pickled off their heads. Mother-fucking monsters. They had a dog called ToTo, and a dragon called sweet-puff. The evil bitch from next door ran out onto the balcony with her tits out screaming come get them my pretties. The three hot bitches sat on the couch in disgust and started yelling at the naked evil witch. Then bear grills appeared in the courtyard and started sword fighting the evil bitch her with his sword. The evil witch pulled out her own special sword and screamed at bear grills 'up the bum no babiess'. Then bear grills accidentally slipped on the sword which pierced straight through his shit eating head. The dragon sweet-puff realised he needed to distract the evil bitch from her rage so he called her on Skype for some one on one special chats. He soon began to regret this decision when she announced to him that she has no bum and has saggy boobs. Sweet-puff was a dragon who enjoyed a round booty so the conversation about the evil witch having no bum was really starting to make him loose his erection which he had gotten as soon as the initial fight had started. In a frenzy of pure sexual frustration the dragon went next door into the evil bitches lair and set her one fire with his fire breath. The End.
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