It's been days now and you've changed your minds again

Angus and Julia stone have been in my head allll day thankyou very much

Australia day

Just heard on the radio that over 2 million Aussies called in sick to work today so that they can have a four day long weekend. Also heard some random lady of 'authority' saying that she thinks it is un-Australian to call in sick to work?

This statement really confuses me. I think it is highly australian to call in sick to work expecially when you plan to spend the day drinking with your mates. I called in sick to work only the other day and thoroughly enjoyed my day of shopping, seeing mates and drinking around the pool. I think that it is a very aussie think to do to call into work when your not even sick, you just can't be bothered or you went to hard partying the night before. So good work to those 2 million Aussies who called in sick today you all make me proud to call myself Australian.

walking

random thought:

imagine if everyone in the world had to dance their way from a to b; instead of walking. I think it would be a much more interesting form of travel rather than the boring old school 'one step infront of the other' walk.

Badddd

I'm looking for a dyme,

that's top of the line.

Cute face little waist,

with a big behind.

You want this money then you gotta be a baddd bitch.

pork chops

Written with a guest - Trina Moran

She wants to t'row it all out. Sorry Izzy. I wanna make it right. I'm trying. Yeah. Climb that fence. I used to always think I was fine. Go out and shit.

And now for a bit of word association

Quote - 'noddys hair...fuck me'

Song - Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit

Colour - Blonde

Number - 7

Season - SUMMMEEERRRRR 'I ain't freezing ever again'

Animal - Elephant - Gotta love the floppy ears.

Is that an airconditioning unit....that looks pretty old school.

TV Advert - Rusty gates can bite my vagina flaps.

Paper - I'd say write on it.

Environment - I think it sucks, because nobody does anything about it. Everybody complains and nobody does anything. ANDDD my recycle bin is much heavier than my regular bin on a weekly basis.

Beer - Hollandia - currently consuming - Not keen, but I lovvvee Fat Yak.

Shout out Bo.

The End

'MAKE IT HAPPEN'

Connections NYE 09/10

chop me up

Little lady

You got me just screwed up

Off of your melody

Little lady

C'mon and don't

Chop me up

Please don't make a fool of me

Start the new year off with a bang.

In the haze of many hours of shenanigans during our new year celebrations I decided to write down snippets of conversations that people were having. It is jumbled, but seems to describe our state of mind and the atmosphere very clearly.

I need to go to the bottle shop. Medic? I drink too much hey. I love you. Take them back to get them fixed again. They're not going to want to do what we are doing, which is just procrastinating. So damn lost. I feel like I have to do something, because everyone else wants to do something. Bathe in it. Damn. Sat on top of my leg. Why don't you give me some personal space, then we can be friends. Huge one. I cant burp hey. I wish I was taller. Pressurized water spray. Out of control. I haven't drank in a while actually. I get it now, it all makes sense. Its hot. It looks like it would feel really good. I want it finished tonight though. What? Live happily ever after. I just didn't get around to it. Yay. If your sitting out the front you need to have it off. Bad memory. Chain smoking. Not allowed to turn it off. Don't sit like that. Yeah mine as well. I am going to do nothing. Fucking oath. So relieved. I don't know where my watch is. It's so cold. Pretty tall for an Asian. Shirt was off. You need. What are you doing? You don't even put out. Right? I like your ring babe. I have everything I need in a little drawer. Fucking woop woop. The colours are all the same. Are you gonna? Get it rubbed. 15 years. Doesn't even look like mine. Thing is... I'm not sure I even want to go out in public. I might have a wet toosh. Too much suction. When you get your period it's hell good. Some random crazy thing. Bite my ass. Cheese and dip. Just ripped. Really? I'm pretty bad right now...