Friday, January 1, 2010

Start the new year off with a bang.

In the haze of many hours of shenanigans during our new year celebrations I decided to write down snippets of conversations that people were having. It is jumbled, but seems to describe our state of mind and the atmosphere very clearly.

I need to go to the bottle shop. Medic? I drink too much hey. I love you. Take them back to get them fixed again. They're not going to want to do what we are doing, which is just procrastinating. So damn lost. I feel like I have to do something, because everyone else wants to do something. Bathe in it. Damn. Sat on top of my leg. Why don't you give me some personal space, then we can be friends. Huge one. I cant burp hey. I wish I was taller. Pressurized water spray. Out of control. I haven't drank in a while actually. I get it now, it all makes sense. Its hot. It looks like it would feel really good. I want it finished tonight though. What? Live happily ever after. I just didn't get around to it. Yay. If your sitting out the front you need to have it off. Bad memory. Chain smoking. Not allowed to turn it off. Don't sit like that. Yeah mine as well. I am going to do nothing. Fucking oath. So relieved. I don't know where my watch is. It's so cold. Pretty tall for an Asian. Shirt was off. You need. What are you doing? You don't even put out. Right? I like your ring babe. I have everything I need in a little drawer. Fucking woop woop. The colours are all the same. Are you gonna? Get it rubbed. 15 years. Doesn't even look like mine. Thing is... I'm not sure I even want to go out in public. I might have a wet toosh. Too much suction. When you get your period it's hell good. Some random crazy thing. Bite my ass. Cheese and dip. Just ripped. Really? I'm pretty bad right now...

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