It's been days now and you've changed your minds again

Angus and Julia stone have been in my head allll day thankyou very much

Australia day

Just heard on the radio that over 2 million Aussies called in sick to work today so that they can have a four day long weekend. Also heard some random lady of 'authority' saying that she thinks it is un-Australian to call in sick to work?

This statement really confuses me. I think it is highly australian to call in sick to work expecially when you plan to spend the day drinking with your mates. I called in sick to work only the other day and thoroughly enjoyed my day of shopping, seeing mates and drinking around the pool. I think that it is a very aussie think to do to call into work when your not even sick, you just can't be bothered or you went to hard partying the night before. So good work to those 2 million Aussies who called in sick today you all make me proud to call myself Australian.

walking

random thought:

imagine if everyone in the world had to dance their way from a to b; instead of walking. I think it would be a much more interesting form of travel rather than the boring old school 'one step infront of the other' walk.

Badddd

I'm looking for a dyme,

that's top of the line.

Cute face little waist,

with a big behind.

You want this money then you gotta be a baddd bitch.

pork chops

Written with a guest - Trina Moran

She wants to t'row it all out. Sorry Izzy. I wanna make it right. I'm trying. Yeah. Climb that fence. I used to always think I was fine. Go out and shit.

And now for a bit of word association

Quote - 'noddys hair...fuck me'

Song - Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit

Colour - Blonde

Number - 7

Season - SUMMMEEERRRRR 'I ain't freezing ever again'

Animal - Elephant - Gotta love the floppy ears.

Is that an airconditioning unit....that looks pretty old school.

TV Advert - Rusty gates can bite my vagina flaps.

Paper - I'd say write on it.

Environment - I think it sucks, because nobody does anything about it. Everybody complains and nobody does anything. ANDDD my recycle bin is much heavier than my regular bin on a weekly basis.

Beer - Hollandia - currently consuming - Not keen, but I lovvvee Fat Yak.

Shout out Bo.

The End

'MAKE IT HAPPEN'

Connections NYE 09/10

chop me up

Little lady

You got me just screwed up

Off of your melody

Little lady

C'mon and don't

Chop me up

Please don't make a fool of me

Start the new year off with a bang.

In the haze of many hours of shenanigans during our new year celebrations I decided to write down snippets of conversations that people were having. It is jumbled, but seems to describe our state of mind and the atmosphere very clearly.

I need to go to the bottle shop. Medic? I drink too much hey. I love you. Take them back to get them fixed again. They're not going to want to do what we are doing, which is just procrastinating. So damn lost. I feel like I have to do something, because everyone else wants to do something. Bathe in it. Damn. Sat on top of my leg. Why don't you give me some personal space, then we can be friends. Huge one. I cant burp hey. I wish I was taller. Pressurized water spray. Out of control. I haven't drank in a while actually. I get it now, it all makes sense. Its hot. It looks like it would feel really good. I want it finished tonight though. What? Live happily ever after. I just didn't get around to it. Yay. If your sitting out the front you need to have it off. Bad memory. Chain smoking. Not allowed to turn it off. Don't sit like that. Yeah mine as well. I am going to do nothing. Fucking oath. So relieved. I don't know where my watch is. It's so cold. Pretty tall for an Asian. Shirt was off. You need. What are you doing? You don't even put out. Right? I like your ring babe. I have everything I need in a little drawer. Fucking woop woop. The colours are all the same. Are you gonna? Get it rubbed. 15 years. Doesn't even look like mine. Thing is... I'm not sure I even want to go out in public. I might have a wet toosh. Too much suction. When you get your period it's hell good. Some random crazy thing. Bite my ass. Cheese and dip. Just ripped. Really? I'm pretty bad right now...

Flight Of The Conchords

YouTube - [HD] Flight Of The Conchords Carol Brown / Girlfriends From The Past Season 2 Episode 5

Rotten Egg.

I went food shopping 2 days ago and bought eggs and many other things. I wake up this morning and think to myself 'im going to make scrambled eggs on toast' yum. I do the dishes from the night before and tidy up the kitchen so it is all ready for me to mess up again. I then go to break an egg into a bowl and it explodes all up my arm. THE STENCH! The smell of a rotten egg fully lives up to its reputation. So basically the point of my story is that I dont think I will be eating eggs for a while.

long hair

Not only does this lady have long hair, but she also never has to worry about sweeping.

breakfast, lunch and dinner

spacers

So I want to have spacers in my ears that have a miniture version of those old toys you could get from seaworld and other places, its like a rectangular piece of perspex and inside it is two liquids that dont mix together and one is blue and the other is clear, the blue mimics the ocean and there is usually a dolphin or other fish in it and when you move it around it looks like the ocean swell.... thats what I want in my spacers like a mini ocean with a mini dolphin in it. I dont know the name of what these toys are called so if anyone does that would be a great help, or if anyone knows of this idea already being put into ear spacers also could you let me know.

Santa Claus

Ho Ho HOLY SHIT

Update

So I havent posted a blog in a while, I have been fairly busy and faiiirlllly lazy with the whole blogging situation.

Summer is finally kicking in which is great! Trying to get a bit of a tan happening without burning myself, because I hate getting burnt.

Went to Melbourne the other week, which was amazing. So good to just go on a holiday and not have to worry about anything. I did heaps of shopping and heaps of eating. Saw some old mates which was nice and was there for Dom's birthday! Melbourne is such a different city to perth, it has a completely different vibe. To me it was very busy but still relaxed. I found it quite surprising how everything was so jam packed, all of the houses probably in like a 50km radius of the city are all really cool old townhouses. The public transport (trams) was amazing! You can literally get on a tram and it will take you where you need to go. Such a good system! I was glad to be using the trams because I wouldnt have enjoyed driving, bit much with the hook turns and having to remember to stop behind trams so you dont run the people over as they get on and off the trams :)

M-Town

M-Town, also known as Melbourne.

I shall be venturing to M-Town tonight and I am very excited to do so! Catching the red eye flight which shall be interesting, not sure if I will sleep or not. Not such a good sleeper in public places or where there is any movement or noise so the plane is not somewhere where I tend to nap. But flying with Qantas, so inflight movies, bevies and food shall be coming my way!
So very excited to explore Melbourne and to see old friends; and to get away from this random perth weather.
I have saved up enough money so that I can blow it all on food, clothes, alcohol and other substances so I am basically set for the next 9 days. Also going to do my christmas shopping while in Melbs I figure its killing two birds with one stone. I know if I dont do my x-mas shopping in M-Town I will get back to Perth and struggle with our limited amount of shops and ranges of clothing (compared to M-town)

pictures. 15-11-09

Lupe Fiasco

'I love the lord

But sometimes its like that I love me more,

I love the peace

And I love the war.

I love the seas

And I love the shore

No love for no beach

Baby, thats loyal.'

pictures. 13-11-2009

the best.