Long time no blog?

So haven't blogged for a while now. I have been in Bali!!!

I have been soaking up the sun and drinking Bintang...so no time for blogging. Pretty good excuse I think.

Snip Snip

95 South "Whoot There It Is"

Company

It's been so long,

Since I held your hand,

You don't know how hard it can be.

What makes an itch itch?

It used to be thought that the sensation of itching was caused by low level stimulation of the nerves responsible for feeling pain. Like pain, the feeling of itchiness is delayed slightly from the event that causes the pain or itch. But both sensations lead to different responses. Pain leads to a reflex action that removes us from the source of injury while an itch causes us to scratch. Interestingly, scratching too can be a reflex reaction that needs no input from the brain.

While itching can be caused by lots of conditions such as eczema and jaundice, what about all those Itch's with no obvious cause? Well, a lot of the time is psychological - how many times have you itched while reading this? Weird itching tends to be more common in those with drier skin such as old folk and is made worse by irritants. If your not old or ill with some serious disease or infected with lice, its probably just all in your mind.

Taken from http://ilovebacteria.com/itch.htm

Worlds Ugliest Dog Dies At 17

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/worlds-ugliest-dog-dies-at-17/story-e6frfhk6-1225875386325

Peaches - 'Downtown'

Hey Ya

Baby hedgehog

We are entirely smooth

I am heaventsent. Don't you dare forget. I am all you've ever wanted, what all the other boys all promised. Sorry I told. I just needed you to know. I think in decimals and dollars. I am the cause to all your problems. Shelter from cold, we are never alone. Coordinate brain and mouth. Then ask me what it's like to have myself to figured out? Wish I knew.

I hope this song starts a craze. The kinds of song that ignites the airwaves. The kind of song that makes people glad to be where they are, with whoever they're there with. This is what every line is about who I don't wanna write about anymore. Hope you come down with something they can't diagnose, don't have the cure for. Holding onto your grudge. Oh its hard to have someone to love. And keeping quiet is hard. Because you can't keep a secret if it never was a secret to start. At least pretend you didn't want to get caught.

Oh we're so controversial. We are entirey smooth. We admit to the truth we are the best at what we do. And these are the words you wish you wrote down, this Is the way you wish your voice sounds. Handsome and smart. Oh my tongues the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart. And it's all from watching tv. And from speeding up my breathing. Wouldn't stop if I could, oh it hurts to be this good. You're holding onto your grudge. It hurts to always have to be honest with the one that you love.

This is the craze that ony we can bestow. This is the price you pay for loss of control.
This is the break in the bend.
This is the closest of calls.
This is the reason you're alone,
This is the reason you fall.

In your head

Of she's caught in your mind beware
The day may come you don't notice her there.
If it makes you scared,
Don't go to sleep with her, in your head.

Fall at your feet

I'm really close tonight, and I feel like I'm moving inside her.
Lying in the dark, and I think that I'm beginning to know her.
Let it go
I'll be there when you call.
Whenever I fall at your feet
You let your tears rain down on me
Whenever I touch your slow turning pain.

This inspirations got to be on the flow

Look at the ivy on the cold clinging wall
Look at the flowers and the green grass so tall
It's not a matter of when push comes to shove
It's just and hour on the wings of a dove.

I dig it when your fancy dressed up in lace
I dig it when you have a smile on your gave
This inspirations got to be on the flow
This invitations got to see it and know.

It's just warm love
And it's everpresent everywhere
That warm love

To the country in going
Lay and laugh in the sun
You can bring, bring your guitar along
We'll sing some songs, we'll have some fun

The sky is crying and it's time to go home
And we shall hurry to the car from the foam
Sit by the fire and dry our wet clothes
It's raining outside from the skies up above.

Tender

Tender is the night
Lying by your side
Tender is the touch
Of someone that you love too much
Tender is the day
The demons go away
Lord I need to find
Someone who can heal my mind

It's like jesus's day and shit... Jesus loves vampire weekend

Lens

A lack of colour

And when I see you I really see you upside down. But my brain knows better it picks you up and turns you round.

The Temper Trap - Love Lost

tautou

I'm sinking like a stone in the sea.

I'm burning like a bridge for your body.

Ying Yang Twins - Salt Shaker

two trailer park girls go round the outside

'Suspenseful with a pencil'

'You don't know me , you're too old, let go; it's over. Nobody listens to techno'

Wake Up Mr. West

I knew I was going to see you, I knew I was going to see you again!

I was going to see you again.

Where is your god damn book bag at?

Always carrying that little book bag

Nobody wants to see that

God damn fourth grader

Sit your ass down.

Wanna play it again like he's got something else to do

You ain't got nothing else to do

You ain't doing nothing with your life.

Nothing with your life

What do you think this is?

You better look at me when I'm talking to you!

You think this is easy don't you?

You think this is promised

Oh ain't nothing promised with you

Look at my face, do I got a promise face?

Does it look like I'd promise you anything?

Alcohol Free Mouthwash

Mouthwash without the horrible burning sensation, what a revalation!

Russell Brand

"In spite of appearances, I'm a heterosexual male. Because I'm so well-dressed, people think, 'He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.' That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then, bang! Pregnant!"

Oscar Wilde

What I wear is fashion, it's what everyone else wears that is unfashionable.

how are you?

fine thanks.

what goes around comes around

Is this the way it's really going down?

Is this how we say goodbye?

Should've known better when you came around,

That you were gonna make me cry.

It's breaking my heart to watch you run around,

'Cause I know that your living a lie.

That's ok baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around,

Comes all the way back around.

thoughts...

Well you are the one, the one that lies close to me
Whisper's "Hello. I've missed you quite terribly"
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly
Now there's no place else I could be but here in your arms.

you shall not pass!

Roads

Oh can't anybody see?

We've got a war to fight

Never found our way

Regardless of what they say.

How can it feel, this wrong

From this moment

How can it feel, this wrong.

Storm... in the morning light

I feel

No more I can say

Frozen to myself.

I got nobody on my side

And surely that ain't right

And surely that ain't right.

vindicated

so turn,

up the corners of your lips,

part them and feel my fingertips.

Trace the moment, fall forever.

Defence is paper thin,

just one touch and I'd be in,

too deep now to ever swim against the current.

So let me slip away.

google imaging song titles.

I need a dime

it's the beat

riverside mother f#cker

superstylin

Brooklyn we go hard

i've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

open your eyes

A song written by Emily Baker

Sitting in a tree,
At London Liverpool street, ironic really but I don't want to register,
With the common sense deputies on tv.

I can see you falling from the aeroplane taking one to the moon.
Waving from the underground with volcanos exploding in my mind,
But you don't want me, coz i'm waiting for what....
For stereotypical entities registered with common sensor deputies.

Smoking is bad so light up a joint, sitting on a park bench middle of the night,
See my point?
No didn't think so.

Herbal tea, verbal me's,
Can't you see the timetable of the world.
Follow me, I'm wearing new trainers,
The state of oblivion no alcohol please.

Noddy!

Is this the top

gamble

Idea for a great party.

Checklist of neccessities.

• presidential suite


• top hats + suits


• deck of cards


• poker chips


• poker table


• medication


• cigars


• topless waitresses


• spa


• tunes

peaches and cream

Well there's far too many questions to ask
To answer any of them tonight
For I wear too many masks
To tell you if any of them are wrong or right

And confusion casts a shadow upon me
Like a great big cloud in the sky
And now oh I pray for rain
Cause it's been so long since I let myself cry

For so long I've sang this sad old song
And it feels like my time is up
For she came and landed in my arms
And she filled my half empty cup
Yes she filled my half empty cup

There you are right in front of me
A brand new day, sunrise over sea
No Longer is my cup half empty
Cause there you are
You and you mum infront of me


And Now I look up above me and
I thank that great old God in the sky
For telling me my cup ain’t half empty
It took my little girl to show me why

For so long I've sang this sad old song
And it feels like my time is up
For she came and landed in my arms
And she filled my half empty cup
Yeh she filled my half empty cup

There you are right in front of me
A brand new day sunrise over sea.
No longer is my cup half empty
Cause there you are
You and your mum in front of me
Your peaches & cream to me
You both are peaches & cream to me
You both are peaches & cream to me

All I know is
All I know and
I love you….

amazing

Bra?

Just had a customer buying a black shirt and made a comment about he had made the mistake of wearing a white bra with a blue shirt and I thought I must have heard him wrong but as he walked out of th store yes he was wearing a white bra and his blue shirt was see-thru for everyone to see. The obvious question for me is UMMM WHY WAS HE WEARING A BRA IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?!?!

Lost shoe

If anyone finds the other shoe please contact me immediately this loner shoe does not belong by itself. Not to mention the fact that a homeless person is probably walking around Perth city with one shoe on.

Good vibrations

7.19pm

Good Vibrations, Perth 2010

Armand Van Helden

Basement Jaxx

Art Vs Science

Kid Cudi

Salt 'n Peppa

Busta Rhymes

So today I am off to good vibrations, and am very much looking forward to it. An incredible line-up with a whole range of music genre's. The Killers pulled out due to personal family problems which has caused a bit of annoyance for the people who were wanting to see them. I'm looking forward to seeing Busta Rhymes, Kid Cudi, Art Vs Science, Basement Jaxx, Armand Van Helden and how could I forget Salt 'n Peppa! Talk about a blast from the past... I used to dance around in my room listening to 'shoop' and 'lets talk about sex' when I was young! So basically just there to absorb as much music and atmosphere in one day that I can. Also am going to remember to slip slop slap I dont want to be burnt again that is such a drag.

Kid Cudi

Crush A Bit; Little Bit; Roll It Up; Take A Hit
Feelin’ Lit Feelin’ Like 2 Am Summer Night

I Don’t Care; Hand On The Wheel; Drivin Drunk; I’m Doin’ My Thing
Rollin The Midwest Side And Out Livin’ My Life Getting’ Out Dreams
People Told Me Slow My Road I’m Screaming Out Fuck Thaat
Imma Do Just What I Want Lookin’ Ahead No Turnin’ Back
If I Fall If I Die Know I Lived It To The Fullest
If I Fall If I Die Know I Lived And Missed Some Bullets

I’m On The Pursuit Of Happiness And I Know Everything That Shines Ain’t Always Gonna Be Gold
I’ll Be Fine Once I Get It; I’ll Be Good

Tell Me What You Know About Dreamin’ Dreamin’
You Don’t Really Know About Nothin’ Nothin’
Tell Me What You Know About Them Night Terrors Every Night
5 Am Cold Sweats Wakin’ Up To The Skies
Tell Me What You Know About Dreams; Dreams
Tell Me What You Know About Night Terrors; Nothin’

You Don’t Really Care About The Trials Of Tomorrow
Rather Lay Awake In A Path Full Of Sorrow

Pursuit Of Happiness; Yeah
I Don’t Get It; I’ll Be Good

Connections

2.38am

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer

Management

I got promoted to manager and today is my first day. I'm slightly nervous but excited at the same time. The store that I'm going to is smaller than the one I am in now but apparently needs a bit of fixing up in terms of store standards and team moral. I am glad that I have taken on this challenge as I feel it will most certainly futher me down my current career path.

Muse

It's been days now and you've changed your minds again

Angus and Julia stone have been in my head allll day thankyou very much

Australia day

Just heard on the radio that over 2 million Aussies called in sick to work today so that they can have a four day long weekend. Also heard some random lady of 'authority' saying that she thinks it is un-Australian to call in sick to work?

This statement really confuses me. I think it is highly australian to call in sick to work expecially when you plan to spend the day drinking with your mates. I called in sick to work only the other day and thoroughly enjoyed my day of shopping, seeing mates and drinking around the pool. I think that it is a very aussie think to do to call into work when your not even sick, you just can't be bothered or you went to hard partying the night before. So good work to those 2 million Aussies who called in sick today you all make me proud to call myself Australian.

walking

random thought:

imagine if everyone in the world had to dance their way from a to b; instead of walking. I think it would be a much more interesting form of travel rather than the boring old school 'one step infront of the other' walk.

Badddd

I'm looking for a dyme,

that's top of the line.

Cute face little waist,

with a big behind.

You want this money then you gotta be a baddd bitch.

pork chops

Written with a guest - Trina Moran

She wants to t'row it all out. Sorry Izzy. I wanna make it right. I'm trying. Yeah. Climb that fence. I used to always think I was fine. Go out and shit.

And now for a bit of word association

Quote - 'noddys hair...fuck me'

Song - Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit

Colour - Blonde

Number - 7

Season - SUMMMEEERRRRR 'I ain't freezing ever again'

Animal - Elephant - Gotta love the floppy ears.

Is that an airconditioning unit....that looks pretty old school.

TV Advert - Rusty gates can bite my vagina flaps.

Paper - I'd say write on it.

Environment - I think it sucks, because nobody does anything about it. Everybody complains and nobody does anything. ANDDD my recycle bin is much heavier than my regular bin on a weekly basis.

Beer - Hollandia - currently consuming - Not keen, but I lovvvee Fat Yak.

Shout out Bo.

The End

'MAKE IT HAPPEN'

Connections NYE 09/10

chop me up

Little lady

You got me just screwed up

Off of your melody

Little lady

C'mon and don't

Chop me up

Please don't make a fool of me

Start the new year off with a bang.

In the haze of many hours of shenanigans during our new year celebrations I decided to write down snippets of conversations that people were having. It is jumbled, but seems to describe our state of mind and the atmosphere very clearly.

I need to go to the bottle shop. Medic? I drink too much hey. I love you. Take them back to get them fixed again. They're not going to want to do what we are doing, which is just procrastinating. So damn lost. I feel like I have to do something, because everyone else wants to do something. Bathe in it. Damn. Sat on top of my leg. Why don't you give me some personal space, then we can be friends. Huge one. I cant burp hey. I wish I was taller. Pressurized water spray. Out of control. I haven't drank in a while actually. I get it now, it all makes sense. Its hot. It looks like it would feel really good. I want it finished tonight though. What? Live happily ever after. I just didn't get around to it. Yay. If your sitting out the front you need to have it off. Bad memory. Chain smoking. Not allowed to turn it off. Don't sit like that. Yeah mine as well. I am going to do nothing. Fucking oath. So relieved. I don't know where my watch is. It's so cold. Pretty tall for an Asian. Shirt was off. You need. What are you doing? You don't even put out. Right? I like your ring babe. I have everything I need in a little drawer. Fucking woop woop. The colours are all the same. Are you gonna? Get it rubbed. 15 years. Doesn't even look like mine. Thing is... I'm not sure I even want to go out in public. I might have a wet toosh. Too much suction. When you get your period it's hell good. Some random crazy thing. Bite my ass. Cheese and dip. Just ripped. Really? I'm pretty bad right now...

Flight Of The Conchords

YouTube - [HD] Flight Of The Conchords Carol Brown / Girlfriends From The Past Season 2 Episode 5

Rotten Egg.

I went food shopping 2 days ago and bought eggs and many other things. I wake up this morning and think to myself 'im going to make scrambled eggs on toast' yum. I do the dishes from the night before and tidy up the kitchen so it is all ready for me to mess up again. I then go to break an egg into a bowl and it explodes all up my arm. THE STENCH! The smell of a rotten egg fully lives up to its reputation. So basically the point of my story is that I dont think I will be eating eggs for a while.

long hair

Not only does this lady have long hair, but she also never has to worry about sweeping.

breakfast, lunch and dinner

spacers

So I want to have spacers in my ears that have a miniture version of those old toys you could get from seaworld and other places, its like a rectangular piece of perspex and inside it is two liquids that dont mix together and one is blue and the other is clear, the blue mimics the ocean and there is usually a dolphin or other fish in it and when you move it around it looks like the ocean swell.... thats what I want in my spacers like a mini ocean with a mini dolphin in it. I dont know the name of what these toys are called so if anyone does that would be a great help, or if anyone knows of this idea already being put into ear spacers also could you let me know.

Santa Claus

Ho Ho HOLY SHIT

Update

So I havent posted a blog in a while, I have been fairly busy and faiiirlllly lazy with the whole blogging situation.

Summer is finally kicking in which is great! Trying to get a bit of a tan happening without burning myself, because I hate getting burnt.

Went to Melbourne the other week, which was amazing. So good to just go on a holiday and not have to worry about anything. I did heaps of shopping and heaps of eating. Saw some old mates which was nice and was there for Dom's birthday! Melbourne is such a different city to perth, it has a completely different vibe. To me it was very busy but still relaxed. I found it quite surprising how everything was so jam packed, all of the houses probably in like a 50km radius of the city are all really cool old townhouses. The public transport (trams) was amazing! You can literally get on a tram and it will take you where you need to go. Such a good system! I was glad to be using the trams because I wouldnt have enjoyed driving, bit much with the hook turns and having to remember to stop behind trams so you dont run the people over as they get on and off the trams :)

M-Town

M-Town, also known as Melbourne.

I shall be venturing to M-Town tonight and I am very excited to do so! Catching the red eye flight which shall be interesting, not sure if I will sleep or not. Not such a good sleeper in public places or where there is any movement or noise so the plane is not somewhere where I tend to nap. But flying with Qantas, so inflight movies, bevies and food shall be coming my way!
So very excited to explore Melbourne and to see old friends; and to get away from this random perth weather.
I have saved up enough money so that I can blow it all on food, clothes, alcohol and other substances so I am basically set for the next 9 days. Also going to do my christmas shopping while in Melbs I figure its killing two birds with one stone. I know if I dont do my x-mas shopping in M-Town I will get back to Perth and struggle with our limited amount of shops and ranges of clothing (compared to M-town)

pictures. 15-11-09

Lupe Fiasco

'I love the lord

But sometimes its like that I love me more,

I love the peace

And I love the war.

I love the seas

And I love the shore

No love for no beach

Baby, thats loyal.'

pictures. 13-11-2009

the best.

lets not waste a minute more

Life is so hectic for me at the moment, I feel as if I'm skimming over everything at high speed not taking in any particular moment; taking moments for granted. I guess it is because the year is wrapping up now and the people around me are gearing into preperations for 2010. Today I did have a moment of relaxation before work, I walked across to the park where I sit on my lunch breaks and rolled a smoke. A man had obviously decided to use a small space in Fremantle's cultured atmosphere to create a painting on canvas. His painting was full of sweeping blue's, whites; all mixed together in straight yet blurry lines. He had used thickener to create depth and movement in the painting. As I sat watching him paint I became more interested in watching the people walking past and seeing who actually stopped to have a look and to create their own perspective on this busy piece of artwork. I felt as though the people who actually stopped for one moment to look at the painting were alot different to those who simply didn't seem to have the time, or just didn't notice. Even though some people may have been on their way to their own respective appointments and meetings there was a definite split between the groups who would stop and watch the paint hit the canvas ; to those who would merely walk on by; oblivious. It was strange to see people missing out on such a nice little moment I felt like stopping them and getting them to focus their attention on the painting. Now thinking back on it I want to make a mental note to myself to always try and keep in touch with what is going on around me so that I don't miss small moments in my everyday life. I have been so busy that I have forgotten to just stop and take a deep breathe in and exhale all my stresses and to remember that there is bigger and better things in the world and it isn't always worth it for me to become consumed in this western society. After watching the man paint, and watching the people watching the man paint I realised that I had been sitting on the bench for too long and was consequently late to work; so up I got and off to work I went. Straight back into the fast flow of life.

compliments

We sit and we sigh
And nothing gets done
So right, so clued-up
We just get old

And all the while
Been torn asunder

Nicotine
And bacteria

What are we coming to
What are we gonna do